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the talking garden gnomes

I wish I could remember more of this

I had a weird dream last night where I was driving a truck full of sentient, talkative garden gnomes on a cross country trip. We went over hills and through dales and saw tiny automated open cut coal mines. Along the way the gnomes would bump and jostle in the back of the truck, causing their little faces to fracture in various horrible ways until they were jagged parodies of themselves. Yet they kept talking, and talking and talking.

At the end of the trip I delivered the gnomes and was told that I'd left a trail of talking gnome bits across the countryside. Apparently I hadn't secured my precious cargo properly at the outset and now I was going to get fined.

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substantianigra
Jan. 13th, 2011 11:09 am (UTC)
Delirium?
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