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Horror movie idea

Darkside of ebay writes:

This acupuncture statue is really pretty cool but I'm posting it because of the engrish in the item description

"You are welcomed to come here. let's to be friends."


http://community.livejournal.com/darksideofebay/1142083.html

God, I'm asian, and damned if that doesn't sound like the start of a horror movie.

Man advertises acupuncture doll on ebay.

Buyers come to his house.

When they're there, he sticks needles into them by surprise and paralyzes them by messing up their chi.

Then he eats them. while they're paralyzed and fully conscious.

(He gets his ass kicked by a spunky girl with dreadlocks and a gerber multitool.)

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ginmar
Mar. 8th, 2009 02:52 am (UTC)
Well, the thing is, learning another language is very hard. I'd be wiling to bet lots of people who find bad English amusing have never tried.

I lived in Moscow in the late Nineties and though I speak good Russian, it was very intimidating to be in an alien culture, to see signs in Russian, to hear Russian, and so forth. It was like a test that one had to take every minute of the day, every day. Eventually I became fluent, and it was great, but Russian isn't as hard a language to learn as English, and I have something of a gift for languages. If you don't it can be hell.

Just FYI.
thekit
Mar. 8th, 2009 06:06 am (UTC)
fair enough.
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